ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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