i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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