I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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