dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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