white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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