me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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