who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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