absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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