Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Randomize
