I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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