i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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