The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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