My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
