Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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