just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
did you just send me my own nude
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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