Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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