dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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