Moan for me like Helen Keller
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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