No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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