I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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