He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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