After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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