apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Sorry my hands just texted you
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
