I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
it's like iHOP with fire
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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