Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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