Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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