I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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you had me at cake vodka
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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