Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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