Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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