She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dicks are not precious.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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