Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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