Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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