But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There's always time for handjobs
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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