Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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