could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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