whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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