At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if only i could text you this smell
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
