Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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