Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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