butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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