using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
