i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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