I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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