I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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