It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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