so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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