woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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