Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?