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(970): View more from Colorado

And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on

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(304): View more from West Virginia

ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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(931): View more from Tennessee

My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.

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(541): View more from Oregon

They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates

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(765): View more from Indiana

My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.

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