i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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