hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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