If i come over, it means nothing
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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