He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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