when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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