btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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