What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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